Let's play a game: I give you a bunch of puny humans and you try to help them escape my labyrinth. No, you don't have to control them in combat, they fight automatically! My game is all about strategy and praying to the gods of chance, no button mashing. You can buy items for the humans: swords, crossbows, coffins, stale pretzels, and more. Plus, I'll let you add awesome mutations to them! A few topochlorians in your blood and some crocodile skin won't hurt. There's just one condition: if you die, you start over and the whole world is generated again from scratch. Yeah, that's what roguelikes are all about. Well, roguelites, if you're one of those geeks who like to label creators into strictly defined genres. I almost forgot: my game also has a multiplayer mode! But I won't tell you anything about that, because King of the Hill is a special, secret mode that only unlocks when you beat the game. * With love and contempt for the puny humans, your local evil AI: d'Spot